{"product_id":"instant-coffee-1","title":"Instant Attitude Adjustment","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou woke up in a mood. And honestly? It was completely justified. Nobody in this house put the toilet paper on the roll, someone finished the milk and put the empty carton back, and it is not even 7am yet. The mood has been earned. The mood has receipts. The mood is valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBut also — everyone around you is about to feel it. And some of them are small and did not technically do anything wrong yet today. Some of them are going to need to be driven somewhere. Some of them are going to ask you questions. Many, many questions. Before you have had a single sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInstant Attitude Adjustment is your intervention. Not because you are wrong. Not because the mood is not justified. But because the day is long and the people are many and walking into it at full unfiltered capacity is a decision that cannot be undone before 8am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStrong, fast, smooth, and delivering exactly what it promises on the very first sip — a shift just big enough to get you through the morning without saying the thing out loud. The thing you are thinking. The thing that is absolutely true. The thing that would technically resolve the situation but would also make the next three days very uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDrink it first. Say it never. Or say it later when everyone is asleep and you can debrief with your actual friends. No promises on the mood. Full promises on the coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrink before you say something you mean.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e*30 servings of instant coffee in a resealable pouch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baddie Bean Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 3oz","offer_id":43233614954563,"sku":"C-INSTANTCOFFEE-ST-3OZ-BL","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/9440\/9283\/files\/tcr_coffee_blank_final_latest_d79fb9bd-b24e-4083-a1b2-1ef448f174e3.jpg?v=1778358092","url":"https:\/\/baddiebeancoffeeco.com\/products\/instant-coffee-1","provider":"Baddie Bean Coffee Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}