In-Law Insurance

Be so for real right now — they are coming and you need to be ready.

Not kind of ready. Not delulu thinking it will be fine this time ready. READY ready. Fully caffeinated, emotionally armored, rizz fully activated and equipped with the smile of a woman who has decided — no cap — to be completely unbothered today regardless of what gets said at that dinner table.

Because bestie, we both know what is coming. The unsolicited advice. The passive aggressive comment delivered with the sweetest smile. The fanum tax on your peace of mind that starts the second they pull in the driveway. The thing that gets said in front of everyone that you are going to be texting your actual friends about for three days.

The In-law Insurance sample pack is our six best-selling blends — bussin’ from the first sip and roasted specifically for the woman who needs maximum caffeine and minimum felonies.

One for before they arrive. One for the first comment. One for the passive aggressive text the next morning. One for the debrief with your bestie. One for the recovery day. And one just because you survived and that is genuinely bussin’ behavior.

Six blends. One very specific kind of survival. Zero bail money required. No cap.

Bless their hearts. Your rizz is intact. You got this.

Sip. Smile. Zero bail money required.

6Bean SUS

Roast: Dark Roast
House Blend. Great for Espresso meticulous blend of coffee from around the world.

Cowboy Drip

Roast: Dark & Medium Blend
Both Dark and Medium roasted coffee. Cocoa, caramel, & vanilla tones.

Baby Mama Breakfast Blend 

Roast: Medium
House Breakfast Blend. Smooth blend of coffee from South America.

PMOYS Peru

Roast: Medium
Tasting Profile: Salted caramel, silky sweet, citrus
Grower: Cooperativa Agricola de Servicisios Norandino
Variety: Caturra, Bourpon, Catuai, Pache, & Catimor
Region: Piura, Amazonas, Peru
Altitude: 1100-1700 M
Soil Type: Clay Minerals
Process: Fully washed and dried in the sun.

Main Character Energy Mexico

Roast: Medium
Tasting Profile: Chocolate, cinnamon, green apple.
Grower: Coffee growers from Chiapas and Oaxaca
Variety: Typica, Criollo, Bourbon, Mundo Novo, Caturra
Region: Chipias and Oaxaca, Mexico
Altitude: 900-1000 M
Soil Type: Clay Minerals
Process: Fully washed and sun dried.

Not So Basic Bali

Roast: Med-dark
Tasting Profile: Dark chocolate, molasses, brown sugar
Grower: Smallholder farmers from Kintamani
Variety: Bourbon, Typica, Catimor
Region: Kintamani, Bali, Indonesia
Altitude: 1200-1600 M
Soil Type: Volcanic Loam
Process: Hand-picked, wet-hulled and dried on raised beds.