6 Bean Sus

Six beans and one of them is absolutely the imposter.

Smooth, complex, and giving very much I am so supportive of you while somehow always being the first to mention your parenting choices, your career change, and that thing you said in 2019 that nobody else remembered until she brought it up at Christmas dinner in front of everyone.

You cannot quite put your finger on it. You never can. She is just so sweet about it. So genuinely concerned. So helpfully observant.

The receipts are filed. The smile is ready. The coffee is strong enough to get through the whole visit without saying the thing.

Smooth on the surface. Sus underneath. Sound familiar?